Wakin’ up is hard to do
I haven’t posted a blog in quite a while, and I thought I’d return with a questionnaire. So here we go…
Let’s start off with your name?
– let’s not
Can you run in heels?
– Well, I do have heels, and I can run on them… or do you mean “high heel shoes”? I don’t wear “high heel shoes”.
Have you done drugs in the past two weeks?
– yes. yes i have. prescribed drugs.
Who did you last sleep in a bed with?
– my girlfriend
Did you do something bad today?
– hmmmm… no… it’s only 9am… gimme a chance
Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
– Well, yes… of course.
Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
– Well yeah… everybody who has seen me has seen me in my underwear. They just don’t see the underwear because I usually have more clothes over them.
What are you doing this weekend?
– what are YOU doing this weekend?
When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
– Oh, about 11 hours ago.
Have you ever danced with the last person to IM you?
– Hmmmm… no. no i haven’t.
Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
– most likely
Who was the last friend you saw unexpectedly?
– Hmmmm… probably Kandice. She’s more of a friend’s friend, but I still saw her unexpectedly.
Your last text message is from?
– My friend Pete… about 10 seconds ago.
Did you get any compliments today?
– Of course! Wait… no… no I did not.
Have you kissed more than three people in one night?
– *thinks* You mean, like… in person?
Who did you last tell you love them?
– I love you. You. You are now the last person I told I love.
Do you get stressed out easily?
– yes. very yes… sometimes.
What time do you usually wake up on the weekends?
– I don’t.
Did you wear make-up today?
– riiiiiiiighht… no
Who last gave you their number?
– what kind of number? I honestly can’t remember.
Where did you spend most of your time yesterday?
– my place of employment
Did you get interrupted in your sleep last night?
– i didn’t sleep last night… but I slept this morning, and yes my alarm interrupted it.
How old is the oldest person on your top?
– my top? you mean my shirt? Well, i’m the only person in my shirt, and i’m 27, so i guess the answer is 27.
Did you sing today?
– do you want me to?
Do you believe the saying “drunk minds speak sober hearts”?
– Do you believe the saying “drunk minds ask stupid questions?” I certainly do.
Who are you expecting a call from?
– The person I called yesterday inquiring about a job.
Is there anything you wanted to do today that you didn’t?
– Nothing. No no, I don’t mean there is “nothing i wanted to do today”. “Nothing” is what I wanted to do today.
Anything you’re giving up on?
– uhhh… errr…. ehhhh…. hmmmmm…. I dunno. I give up.
What are you excited about?
Who do you tell everything to?
Do you always answer your phone?
Who do you trust right now?
– I don’t understand the question…
Do you want any tattoos?
– uhm… not really.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
– not nothing
Do you care what people think of you?
– only sometimes
How many piercings do you have?
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Are you a jealous person?
Would you rather stay at other peoples’ houses or have them stay at yours ?
– depends on who the other peoples are, where they live, what they’re house is like, etc etc… in other words, I guess what I’m trying to say is, “sandwiches”
Have you ever felt replaced?
Is this the best year so far?
– absolutely not
Do you love someone that doesn’t know you love them?
– uhm… doubt it
Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
– socks and shoes?
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
Do you think age matters in relationships?
– depends on the kind of relationship
Is it hard leaving people behind?
When was the last time you had butterflies?
– oh wow hmmm… long long time ago. Used to catch them when I was younger. Didn’t have a net so had to sneak up on them and grab them with my hands or a jar.
How’s your life lately?
– mind your own business
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
– usually the top