…and then some

Brainstream


Hard earned cash and a box of stinky cheese.  Virus alert!  What’s in my pocket?  It’s a bag of chips.  I don’t understand what gives a cent.  Happy to be here, though not so trying.  The unified district of official poop.  How’s your mom?  I don’t get it.  What’s a story like me supposed to eat a pencil… when?

Lovely and a bored triumph.  Eats a hog, but never again in my life.  Don’t be a menace in the pool of lollipops.  I didn’t think a marker of phone cords stamping with the mouse of nothing and a sack of acorns.  MONKEYS!

Oooh, it’s a zombie of desktop wallpaper and a three eights inch duck.  Lots of ducks, actually, since diamonds are biting me in the fingernails.  I’m not sure I understand.  Do you hear what I hear?  Speak of the devil, it’s a mouse pad!  Wait a minute, don’t 72 the orange crayons.

Phony calls of monstrous disaster.  I believe i can fly, but nevertheless and hithertoo therefore whence begone the blorch.  I hear a lot of messin’ around!  Try another website.  Tons of stuff about Abraham Lincoln logs.  Logitech equipment.  Flatulance and a spatula for the win!!

Put yours in there.  Did you know?  Tell us about it.  No, oh no.  Yes, we have a queen.  You can’t print, you guys.  Gonna make some copies.  What did you need help with?  Who are you doing?  I think I’m a clone now.

Envelopes and office space.  Magazines and dairy.

What do you see when you look at this?  Are you afraid?  Draft saved!  Please read the accompanying stuff.  Lather, rinse, repeat.  Scurry, flinch, sniff… repeat.  All teachers return.  Shortcut to New Setup.  Role as first lady.  Pfft.

All hail the pansies!  Except for Joel.  Boink!  What’s in a name of not letters to the editor?  Some professional development is making a sound like chalk on a spiral staircase to heaven.  Drinking with the president on weekends and staying out late talking to aliens can have a negative impact on your constitutional marriage.

Forks, sporks and seven spoons ago.  I have seen the pursuit of happiness, and it looks like Chewbacca.

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2 responses

  1. Ramon

    What?

    March 25, 2009 at 6:22 am

  2. ROFLMAO wtf?!

    March 25, 2009 at 6:36 am

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