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An Old Questionnaire Repost

Copied from one of my old Myspace blogs:

 

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
– I sleep in the closet with my bedroom doors open

2. Do you ever take the shampoos and soaps from hotel rooms?
– Yes, and I usually sneak out with the furniture and carpet, too!

3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
– You mean pee on the ceiling? Every time!

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
– No but I’ve stolen a traffic signal light from a busy street.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
– They make create outfits

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
– I usually use all the coupons I never cut out

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
– A swarm of big bears

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
– Only if they are pictures trees

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
– Global molecular dematerialization

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
– Both.. tuck in one end and out the other, haha

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
– Every time.  I’m currently on 35,285,190.  That’s a lot.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
– Daily, and that’s not all I do in the woods… so watch your step.

14. Do you ever jump up and down to make your privates bounce?
– Oh yes.  In fact, I’m going to do that as soon as I’m done with this.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
– Mmm… yes I chew them very carefully so I do not choke.

16. Whats your favorite animal and why?
– My favorite animal is probably the meerkat.  No, it isn’t.  I lied.  I like water buffalo because they are great birds of prey and have no legs.

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
– I like the big tins from that popcorn… stop making my hungry.  I’ll eat your children.

18. What is your “Song of the week”?
– My song of the week?  You wouldn’t know it… I don’t even know it.

19. Do you wear pink?
– it’s not pink… it’s salmon, and no I do not wear salmon.  I wear cod.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
– My life is a artoon.  That’s “artoon” with a “c” in front of it.

21. What’s your favorite scary movie?
– The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl was pretty freaky

23. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
– I do have some hidden treasure, and it is buried, but it’s no place you can ever find.

24. What do you drink with dinner?
– Usually sheep’s blood, but sometimes I’ll have a glass of elephant puss if it’s a special occasion.

25. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
– I dip my chicken’s nuggets in hot oil.

26. What is your favorite food/cuisine?
– I can’t tell you that, because it’s not legal.

27. What movie could you watch over and over and still love?
– I don’t understand… this question is too confusing.  I hate you.

28. Last person you hugged?
– myself.  See, I’m the only person that is willing to touch me.

30. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
– What do you think I do for a living?  How do you think I pay the bills?

31. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone?
– I don’t know how to write… Oh wait, yes I do.  I thougth you meant something else.  The last time I wrote a letter to someone was… yes.

32. Can you change the oil on a car?
– Yeah but it probably won’t operate any more. *mwa ha ha*

33. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
– Nah… I didn’t even know tickets could drive, let alone speed.

34. Ran out of gas?
– I never run out of gas…I eat too much.  :)

35. Favorite kind of sandwich?
– That kind

36. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
– YOU!!!!

37. What’s your usual bedtime?
– I don’t have a usual bedtime, but I usually go to bed at some time, which is any time.

38. Are you lazy?
– Nahhh I’m not lazy… I just usually don’t feel like doing things so I don’t.

40. When you were a kid what did you dress up as for Halloween?
– YOU!!!  Got 1st prize for ugliest, too.

41. Do you read the newspaper?
– No, I pee on it

42. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
– Why?

43. Is Fabio ugly?
– He’s more than ugly… he’s fugly… it’s so fugly, he’s oogly.

44.whats better legos or lincon logs?
– Linkin park?

45. Red wine or white wine?
– You whine

46. Are you stubborn?
– No way!  …and I’m NOT changing that.

47. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
– Legos

48. Watch a soap opera?
– I like to listen to the shampoo sing

49. Afraid of heights?
– Yeah, no…. no yes…. maybe? Not at all.

50. Sing in the car?
– I sing in the car because I HATE YOU!  I mean… yes.

51. Dance in the shower?
– Baby, I don’t dance.  I PERFORM in the shower… it’s magical.

52. Dance in the car?
– Oh yes, it’s riverdance up in that ride, man.

53. Ever used a gun?
– I’m about to right now.

54. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
– last week… I had a portrait sitting on my desk and this guy with a camera just walked in and took it… bastard.

55. Are musicals cheesy?
– I love cheese

56. Is Christmas stressful?
– The question is “Is stress Christmasful?”  The answer is “bouancy”

57. Ever eat a pierogi?
– Yes I’ve eaten a pie and “rogi” is not my name… idiot.

58. Favorite type of fruit pie?
– Ohhhh the kind with fruit in it… that’s my favorite.

59. Occupation you wanted to be when you were a kid?
– Well, when I was 3 I first wanted to be a gynocologist.  That changed when I turned 5 and realized I would make a great human cannonball for the traveling circus.  When I was 9 I was really into movies so I wanted to be a porn star.  Finally, I set aside these childish dreams and decided to have a career in world domination.

60. Do you believe in ghosts?
– I’m here, aren’t I?

61. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
– All the time, and it’s always the same damn thing.

62. Take a vitamin daily?
– Yeah… some preparation H for all the assholes I deal with and some Fukitol in the morning.

63. Wear slippers?
– Yup!  Well, they’re actually condoms with cotton glued to them but they work the same.

64. Wear a bath robe?
– I’m so hairy I don’t need a bath robe.. just a rope.

65. What do you wear to bed?
– My bath robe and slippers

66. First concert?
– I swear I saw Elvis… and the Beatles… and  that stuff.  Nevermind.

67. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
– Hometown Buffet

68. Nike or Adidas?
– I don’t know… maybe if I had a map, or some kind of barbecue sauce.

69. Fritos or Cheetos?
– I absolutely cannot stand that stupid purple dinosaur!

70. Corn nuts or sunflowers seeds?
– definitely hustlin’ corn nuts

71. Ever heard of “norpo?”
– Norp

72. Ever take dance lessons?
– Honey, I GIVE dance lessons… every tuesday and wednesday evening… in the shower.

73. Is there a profession that you want for your perfect future?
– Y’know that whole world domination thing I mentioned earlier?  Yeah, that.

74. Can you curl your tongue?
– Oh yes… just watch!

75. Ever won a spelling bee?
– Of course… I won a whole swarm of spelling bees… and a drive bee!

76. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
– I’m about to right now because this questionairre is so emotionally satisfying.

77. Own any record albums?
– I own my own record label!  So… make 7 up yours!

78. Own a record player?
– Every player I own is a record!

79. Regularly burn incense?
– Is this a multiple choice question?  Hmmm… “A”, final answer.

80. Ever been in love?
– Love is a four letters word.

81. Who would you like to see in concert?
– Everybody and their grandparents

82. Hot tea or iced tea?
– Iced tea, and then drop it like it’s hot

83. Tea or coffee?
– Milk

84. Favorite kind of cookie?
– you’re my favorite cookie, sweetie, haha

85. Can you swim well?
– Yes but I can sink even better!

86. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
– Oh that’s nothing… try holding your nose without manually holding your breath!  Now that’s talent!

87. Are you patient?
– No I’m orderly.

88. DJ or band, at a wedding?
– Neither!  I want a pantomime and a herd of buffalo!

89. Ever won a contest?
– What’s a contest?  I think i like chilidogs.

90. Ever have plastic surgery?
– No but I’ve had a rubber operation :)

91. Which are better black or green olives?
– French fries are the bomb!

92. Can you knit or crochet?
– I dont’ want to be kicked in the crotch :(

93. Best room for a fireplace?
– Question is: “Best place for a roomfire?”

94. Do you want to get married?
– I don’t even know you!  PFfftt!

A quick summary about phone updates

So earlier today I decided to update my phone to a more recent Android version. I wasn’t sure if it would work and I did have some problems along the way however, I did manage to end up with a working updated phone. Unfortunately, I did lose most of my data, and after all is said and done I probably didn’t really need to. One major benefit to the new update is that the voice to text features seem to be much much better. So far I’ve been able to speak this entire blog post without making any corrections. I haven’t even have to type the punctuation. I am rather impressed. Even though I did lose a lot of my data and I’m really disappointed about that it’s clear to me that there are some benefits to the update as well.

I’m not really going to go into all the details of what I went through. I mostly just wanted to test the voice to text stuff. I think it is working wonderfully. I only had to make one minor correction this entire time. I wonder if anybody can guess what the correction was…

Some Questions from Some Questionnaire

A friend posted these questions on Facebook so I decided I’d play along and answer them, but instead of posting the answers to Facebook I’m blogging them here.

 

1. Any scars?
yes

2. Who do you like?
Everybody in the world minus the people I don’t like or have an opinion about.

3. Kissed anyone?
I’m married.  Do the math.

4. Coke or Pepsi?
RC

5. Someone you hate?
Yes

6. Best friends?
Well, I suppose we’re friends but we’re not especially close or anything… I’d have to get to know you a lot better.

7. Dream job!?
I don’t really dream about my job much…

8. Ever been in love?
How generic ARE these questions, anyway?

9. Last time you cried?
Apparently, VERY generic.

10. Favorite color?
Platinum/Black

11. Height?
Intermediate

12. Birthday ?
Yes.  I have one of these.  I think most people do.

13: Eye color?
You do?  I color sometimes, too.

14. Hair color?
Black… and people care about this why?

15. What do you love?
Apathy.

16. Obsession?
…is key.

17. If you had one wish, what would it be?
I’d wish for a better questionnaire… or maybe the ability to shapeshift… or teleport… but most likely the questionnaire.

18. Do you love someone?
Why do we keep going back to this?

19. Kiss or hug?
Kiss.  I’m not a fan of white chocolate.

20. Nicknames people call you?
Probably.

21. Favorite song?
Oh!  I know this one…

22. Favorite band?
I listen to them all the time….?

23. Worst thing that ever happened to you?
Yeah, that sucked… big time.

24. Best thing that ever happened to you?
Oh that was awesome for sure!!

25. Something you would change about yourself?
Wait, was I supposed to be telling you what these things are?  …because I’ve just been imagining them and typing my responses…  I suppose I would change… how I’m answering these questions.

26. Ever dated someone?
No.  yes.  Well, yes, of course.  Wait… yes.

27. Worst mistake?
I don’t have a worst mistake… I have a best one, though… but you didn’t ask for that.

28. Watch a movie or read a book?
Maybe after I’m done answering these questions.

29. Ever had a heartbreak?
Ever had a nose break?  Yeah.  Keep asking these.

30. Favorite TV show?
Finally a question worth answering.  No, I lied.  I like anime a lot.  That’s my answer.

31. Best day of your life?
…hasn’t happened yet.

32. Special talents?
I have plenty.  Wanna see?

33. Do you ever wish you could start your life over?
I do it all the time… every day when I wake up.

34. Any bad habits?
Is being the only circle in a group of squares considered a bad habit?

35. Ever had a near death experience?
Yeah and it almost killed me.

36. Someone I can tell everything to?
You can’t tell anything to anyone.

37. Ever lost a loved one?
Yes.  It was awful.  I lost a few twos and threes also.  I loved those so much…

38. Do you believe in love?
Clearly a teenager wrote these questions.

39. Someone you miss?
OH COME ON!!!

40. How’s your heart feeling?
Warm, wet, and squishy, I’m sure.

41. Someone I want to hug right now?
How would I know who you want to hug?

42. Any sister or brother?
Oh brother…

43. Lefty or righty?
Tighty

44. Favorite animal?
Food

45. Favorite place?
Elsewhere

46. Ever been cheated on?
What am I?  A math test?

47. Are you okay?
Barely.

just some updates (voice to text)

disclaimer: I’m using voice to text to write this blog and will not be making corrections. results may be… peculiar.

its been a long time since I had an injury to my wordpress blog. I guess it’s just so easy to post something on Facebook I don’t really think about WordPress. anyway…  my family is going on a really nice vacation starting early tomorrow morning. we’re going on a cruise of the East Coast. I don’t get to go though… Lisa and I have to stay home. in fact we have to take care of the cats while they’re away. oh well. we’re planning on going on a cruise or something next year… for our 5 year anniversary.

Dodgers doing a lot better. in fact based on his behavior alone you would never even know he got hurt. he’s recovering very well and running around like a normal dog. the fence David help me put up is pretty much complete. although we do need to have a gate put in so that I can still get into the back when I need to.

I really thought that this blog would have more errors in it does. sometimes the speech to text works really well and sometimes the results are embarrassing. so far the only been a few mistakes this time around. you can probably figure out where they are.

a while back we got this game called munchkin. its your turn based game… that is… its a card based games that uses silly RPG elements. the rules are kind of hard to grasp because certain things just aren’t explain very well even though the rule sheet is pretty big. however once you get the hang of it it’s a lot of fun. there are also out on card packs that you can get to add more monsters and items and things to the game. I think it would be really cool to get some of those card packs.

I’ve been really getting into an anime lately called fairytale. well that’s not how you spell it but whatever. when I first started watching it I thought it was just ok… because I started to watch it more I thought it was pretty good… by now I’ve decided it’s probably one of the best animes ever seen. not really sure how to describe it. its not a really serious anime the story isn’t as raw or as deep as some of the other animes I have seen… but just as a really exciting vibe to it. in the lot of the underlying messages really encouraging the optimistic. there a lot of parts it really took it to heart strings too. 

I got my mister no back.  well that last sentence was awful… but I said no corrections so…nevermind.

I don’t really like that the voice to text makes nevermind one word when should be two words. sorry…

well a lot of what I said didn’t really come out the way I wanted. but whatever. I guess I’ll just publish this blog and then go back to watching more fairy tale… I so close by making a bunch of noises and seeing how is getting complicated to text…

I was there was no but I don’t want to meet up with them a lot a DD DD wouldn’t bother you but I need to do the weather in Miami.

Can’t do it

I had some confidence and motivation this morning. I sat down determined to build my resume today. Now that I’ve worked part way through it I realize what a farce it all was. I have no confidence. I know I can do things but I have no idea how to communicate that on a resume. I can’t even think of the words to describe my work experience. Seriously. I get ready to type and my brain just crashes. I cannot do this. I’m so depressed and disappointed in myself I’m on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Summary of Major Updates

I wonder how many blogs posts I have that open with me referencing the fact that I’ve not posted in a while.  Probably a lot.

So as the title indicates, I’m going to summarize some of the major things that have happened in my life lately, as well as some minor things.  You discern which is which.

My parents and sister recently moved.  Same town, different home.  Better home.  Much better.   It all happened so fast, though.  Being the sentimental goof that I am, it’s a bit sad knowing that the home I grew up in and have always called “home” is no longer home and I’m no longer welcome there as I always have been.  Home is at another location now.  Still welcome, but not the same.

Work has been incredibly slow.  Lack of work means lack of income.  Of course that means to bills going unpaid and all of the financial woes that go along with that.  Stress, frustration, depression… it’s the grab bag of emotional crap and each day I reach in blindly and see what pathetic state I’ll find myself in next.

I normally stream on Twitch.tv almost daily, however this hasn’t been happening mostly due to the stuff mentioned in the previous paragraph.  I’ll get back into it.  It’s just hard to want to entertain others when I’m so bummed out.

That’s all for now.

Benadryl. Either it doesn’t work or it works too much.

So, lately I have been getting to bed way too late and sleeping until noon or later.  Unfortunately, this is a problem because in order for me to get enough work done for the day I should really start closer to 10am.  However, I’ve been having a hard time adjusting my sleep schedule because I’m just not getting sleepy early enough.

The night before last I decided to try some Benadryl.  I just took one.  I never really felt it “kick in”, but I went to bed and eventually fell asleep.  I woke up several times, had trouble getting back to sleep each of those times, and overall it didn’t really seem to help much.  I did get to bed a little earlier than usual, but I don’t think it had anything to do with the Benadryl.  I just chose to go to bed early.  The Benadryl was supposed to make the sleeping easier, which it didn’t seem to.  It wasn’t a very restful sleep.

Last night I decided to go with 2 Benadryl tablets.  This time I could feel it start to “kick in” shortly afterward, and I went to bed, where I fell asleep and had a very restful sleep.  I don’t think I woke up at all until morning when Lisa was getting ready for work, and even then I passed out again right away.  A couple hours later I woke up.  I looked at the clock and realized that I had enough sleep so I got up and walked around… but after a few minutes I realized I wasn’t ready.  I couldn’t function.  I had to get back in bed… so I did.  By the time I actually got up to stay I had slept for about 12 hours.  THAT’S TOO MUCH!  Not normally a big deal but in this case the whole purpose of making myself sleep earlier was so that I could get up at a decent time.  It doesn’t help for me to go to bed 2 hours earlier if I’m going to just sleep 4 hours more!   …or whatever.  That was just an example.

Anyway… that’s that.   I don’t think I can get in the number of hours of work today that I should have been able to.   Yeah I know I’m typing a blog when I should be working, but this really doesn’t take long.

Speaking of typing blogs, I need to try to get into the habit of posting blogs when I have stories to share rather than posting them as Facebook news posts.

Free Writing (15m) – Clouds

So today I get to write about clouds, although I’m not really sure what to say on this topic.  It’s a rather broad yet strangely concise subject.  Clouds… clouds… hmmmm… well I know there are many types of clouds, although I don’t really remember what they are.  I think there are cirrus clouds… and… uhm… other ‘c’ words.  Well, I am no meteorologist.  What do you expect.  I know clouds can take all kinds of shapes and sizes and densities.  I’ve seen many beautiful clouds in my time, and have photographed many as well.  I have seen beautiful displays of sunlight pouring out from behind thick clouds.  Clouds are like the God’s fingerpaints on his sky canvas.  It’s kinda neat to think of them that way.

I really love clouds.  My favorite kinds of days are cloudy days.  Many people wake up in the morning, pull away the shades, and hope are given joy by sunshine.  For me, the best kinds of days are the ones where I pull back the shades and everything is gray and grim.  To some people, too many clouds are depressing, but to me, they are wonderful.  I’m not sure what it is about clouds that makes me happy.  Maybe it’s the fact that my eyes tend to be a bit sensitive to bright light and the clouds ease that.  Or maybe I just like the fact that they provide some coolness in a typically hot climate.  Whatever it is, I like clouds.

Clouds aren’t always helpful, though.  Sometimes clouds can be an inconvenience.  For example, most photography shots are not so great when there is an overcast of clouds… or sometimes there are just times when you just need sunlight.  I’m not sure when that is, but hey… I’m being open here.  I happen love overcast days.

Clouds don’t always keep it cool, though.  I’ve experienced some pretty grueling heat on very cloudy days… and usually those kinds of days include a lot of humidity as well.

I’ll be honest.  I’m running out of things to say about clouds.  I’m starting to hit writer’s block on this topic, but I must keep going!  Clouds… clouds…

Hey, nobody said what kinds of clouds I could talk about.  How about digital storage clouds?  Those are becoming quite popular these days.  I know Xbox Live recently introduced cloud storage.  That’s a really nice feature because that means that your save data can be accessible anywhere an xbox can connect to the internet.  Steam uses a storage cloud for the same purpose.  I personally don’t use any of the storage clouds.  All of my data is saved locally.

Let’s go back to the topic of sky clouds.  I like thunder clouds. I don’t know if that’s really a thing, but I suppose we typically refer to the “heavier”, darker, denser clouds as being ‘thunder’ clouds… or maybe I’mthinking of something else entirely.  I’m really not sure.

I suppose one can say that the whole topic is a bit… cloudy… to me.

Cloud Strife is one of the most popular Final Fantasy characters of all time.

I think there’s a Fox McCloud or Fox Cloud or something, too… who is a video game character, or maybe a movie character…?  I don’t recall.  It sounds familiar.  I’d have to look it up, and I don’t think I can do that right now.

Clouds… clouds…  My wife and I noticed two dark clouds in the sky today.  It would be nice if there were more clouds.  As I said before, I love cloudy days.  The northern west coast states are particularly cloudy. Excessive cloudy weather can cause a lot of people to become depressed, which I believe is why Washington state has such a high suicide rate.  It’s all the clouds.  Clouds are the opposite of depressing for me, and I know I keep saying it over and over, but I like clouds.

There are some clouds I don’t like.  For example, clouds that aren’t near me.  Those clouds suck.  Clouds I can’t see are also bad.  Fifteen minutes to write about clouds is probably a bit excessive.

There are a lot of cartoons that portray characters walking and standing on clouds.  Such silliness.  That is not possible!  Clouds could never support that.

Kid Icarus is one of my favorite NES games, and it has lots of clouds in it.

 

Playing Games

Today I got my Xbox 360 controller wireless receiver for PC.  Now I can use any wireless Xbox 360 controller with my PC.  This is great.  The controller I’ve been using is absolute garbage.

I’ve been playing some more Sonic Generations with a good controller now, and it really is more fun.  Plus the game started saving my data, which is great, too.  I’ve started to record some of my gameplay, and I’ve been considering starting a dedicated YouTube channel to upload those videos.  I’m not sure if I will.  Do you think I should?

Here’s one of my first videos:

I saw a video online of someone getting a score of 1220.2 or something like that.  I haven’t seen anybody do any better than my 1220.7 so if you can find a video of someone doing better (without any cheating), then I’d love to see it.

A Beautiful Day For a Neighbor?

No.  I’m not awake because I want to be.  I’m awake because one of the neighbor dogs got into our yard again and the one that stayed on the other side proceeded to yap and yap at the one that came over.  While I watched through the window, I did see the dog return to his own yard under the fence, but I am NOT going out into the rain to block the gap again.  It’s not my responsibility.  My neighbors have always been very nice, but I’m very sick and tired of living next to them.  Between the cigarette smoke, the dogs, and a few other things, I feel like I have no sanctuary.