It’s nice to have a wife who is a medical assistant. She has arranged for me to come into her office today and take some tests to see what’s going on inside me. Want my honest opinion? I think I have walking pneumonia. I’ve had ‘actual’ pneumonia at least twice before in my life so it wouldn’t be too surprising for me to get it again. I’ve got the symptoms, and just because I can walk around and do some normal things doesn’t mean I can’t have “walking” pneumonia. Why do you think they call it that?
We’ll see. As of right now, I think I need some lunch.
So, today I got a Subway sandwich for lunch. I figured it was healthier (and cheaper) than a pizza. Plus, it’s still delicious. Num nums! I got a footlong “Subway Melt”, as they call it on the menu. It’s got turkey, ham, and bacon. It’s pretty good.
Remember the subway guy “Jared”, or “Jarrod”, or “Gerrid”… however you spell it… he was their Subway Diet Weightloss Mascot guy. Anyway, my friend James says that the real reason the guy lost all the weight is because he has AIDS. I haven’t researched this myself, so don’t quote me on it, but it wouldn’t really surprise me… go ahead and look it up, and let me know what you find. I’m gonna finish my lunch now.