So, today I got a Subway sandwich for lunch. I figured it was healthier (and cheaper) than a pizza. Plus, it’s still delicious. Num nums! I got a footlong “Subway Melt”, as they call it on the menu. It’s got turkey, ham, and bacon. It’s pretty good.
Remember the subway guy “Jared”, or “Jarrod”, or “Gerrid”… however you spell it… he was their Subway Diet Weightloss Mascot guy. Anyway, my friend James says that the real reason the guy lost all the weight is because he has AIDS. I haven’t researched this myself, so don’t quote me on it, but it wouldn’t really surprise me… go ahead and look it up, and let me know what you find. I’m gonna finish my lunch now.